It's what she looked like the first time I saw her.

she'll probably end up in therapy if she ever finds out, but I have to be honest. My first thought, when I saw her come through the door was "Fuck, she looks like a vacuous opossum"

All eyes and angles. Lashes of a supermodel and teeth pitted with buai, chipped and pointy.

She'd never seen, let alone used, a western toilet. Or a toothbrush.

She arrived to us with a bilum containing a dirty rag and a half-sucked Maggi stock cube (chicken, if you're into details), riddled with Kwashirkor's disease (hence the vacuous look).

And promptly stole our hearts.

Update:   31/12/2012

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